Pookieluv Edit

Okay, don't get me wrong, I LOVE roller coasters. Roller coasters are one of my favorite things in the world. I LOVE BEING SCARED. But there are a few things I hate about roller coasters.

Height Limits Edit

Okay, as some of you know, I am very short for my age. I am tall enough to ride most of the roller coasters, but there's this one coaster at Magic Mountain that I am half an inch too short for. It is the tallest, scariest roller coaster there, and I want to go on it SO MUCH. All of my friends always go on it, and whenever I get in line the workers are like 'I'm sorry little girl, but you're too short to ride!' Little girl? I'm a teenager. Let me on the freaking ride.

They hurt! Edit

Some roller coasters are nice a smooth. Then there are some that AREN'T. You know how whenever you go on a roller coaster with a loop, they make you put those things over your head? They go next to my ears, so if the roller coaster is bumpy, MY EARS KEEP HITTING THEM AND I JUST WANT TO CHOP OFF MY EARS. I swear, I went on one, and my ears were RED. If ears had bones, I'm pretty sure I would have broken my ears.

They're too short Edit

I hate how I wait in line for 2 hours to ride an awesome roller coaster, and then I get on it, and the ride is only a minute long. Seriously? I did not wait in line for a 1 minute long ride.

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